Aria

The middle school chorus teacher just had a baby daughter which she named Aria.

I am a mean and horrible person, I know, but the thought of using musical terminology for kids’ names strikes me as gut-bustingly funny.  I mean, if Aria gets a little sibling might it be named Recitative?  Wouldn’t G-Clef be a great name for a hip-hop artist? 

I’m almost sorry I’m done having babies because I would happily endure another infant if it gave me the opportunity to say “This is my daughter Fermata.  Would you like to hold her?”